Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Auntie Deborah Advises…Concerning Flying Objects

Dear Auntie Deborah,
I’ve suddenly found myself in a land of many colors, where troubles melt like lemon drops. My problem, though, is that this green-faced woman keeps sky-writing love letters to me…for everybody to see! I don’t return her affections, so what should I do?

Dear Dorothy,
You’ve clearly ended up in a slash version of your own book. My advice is to click your heels like crazy before the flying monkeys get any ideas.
—Auntie Deborah

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