We used to joke that one of the jobs our old German Shepherd Dog,
Oka, had taken upon himself,
was to break up any disputes – real or
imagined – between the cats. One of our cats tends to bully the others,
pushing them out of their favorite sunbathing spots and persisting in
playing “wrestle” when they very clearly are not interested. Both are
usually accompanied by hisses and yowls and small furred bodies moving
very quickly. Oka would immediately place his very considerable (90 lbs)
bulk between them. We imagined him saying, “Break it up! Break it up!
Move along now…”
Oka, like all dogs, had a very firm notion of what was good, orderly behavior and what was not to be allowed. Dogs are strongly oriented to routine, which is one of the things makes them so trainable. They make very specific associations (leash = walkies; vet’s office = horrible things happening to doggies; “Sit!” spoken in front of the refrigerator = sit in front of the refrigerator and no place else). We monkeys like to interpret this as our dogs having fixed ideas about the Way Things Should Be.
Oka’s Rules (as interpreted by his resident monkeys) included:
(One of the very cool things about these two pictures is you can see how similar in appearance the two dogs are. Oka was a large GSD at 90 lbs, and Tajji is about 65-70, but despite all their similarities, they are very different fur-people.)
Oka herding his ball |
Oka, like all dogs, had a very firm notion of what was good, orderly behavior and what was not to be allowed. Dogs are strongly oriented to routine, which is one of the things makes them so trainable. They make very specific associations (leash = walkies; vet’s office = horrible things happening to doggies; “Sit!” spoken in front of the refrigerator = sit in front of the refrigerator and no place else). We monkeys like to interpret this as our dogs having fixed ideas about the Way Things Should Be.
Oka’s Rules (as interpreted by his resident monkeys) included:
- Cats shall not hiss at one another. Cats have razor blades on their feet and must not be closely approached.
- Deborah must be accompanied to and from the laundry area in the garage.
- The sole redeeming value of company is that the Evil Laser Bug comes out to play (therefore, Oka hung out in the living room, patiently watching the carpet for the first sign of the red dot.)
- The blue horse ball must be herded and barked at (see photo).
- Bodies of water deeper than a couple of inches are evil.
- Monkeys must be monitored for well-being.
- A monkey behind a closed door must be checked on; a monkey that is unstable (I recently sprained an ankle) is clearly in need of assistance and requires a dog.
- Any monkey-not-of-family coming to the door must be barked at as loudly as possible.
- Cats are interesting and play fun games.
- Bodies of water deeper than a couple of inches must be jumped in with much happy splashing.
(One of the very cool things about these two pictures is you can see how similar in appearance the two dogs are. Oka was a large GSD at 90 lbs, and Tajji is about 65-70, but despite all their similarities, they are very different fur-people.)
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